Wine Tasting or is it Wine Drinking in Franschhoek

by | Apr 24, 2019 | Wines

Sipping or Slurping: The Great Franschhoek Wine Debate

Picture this: a sun-drenched vineyard in Franschhoek, where the air is thick with the scent of ripe grapes and laughter. You’ve got a glass in hand, but are you tasting or just indulging? Is it a refined wine tasting or a cheeky wine drinking session masquerading as sophistication?

As you swirl your glass, pretending to analyze the bouquet like a sommelier on TV, your friend across the table is already on their third pour, blissfully unaware of any swirling etiquette. “It’s all about the notes,” you declare, while secretly wondering if ‘notes’ refers to that hint of chocolate or merely the sound of corks popping behind you.

The waiter arrives with another round, and suddenly it feels less like an art form and more like an Olympic sport. “To tannins!” someone cheers, raising their glass with gusto—clearly more interested in quantity than quality. As you take another sip, contemplating whether you’re appreciating the subtleties of oak barrels or just enjoying liquid happiness, you can’t help but laugh at how quickly ‘tasting’ turns into ‘toasting.’

In Franschhoek, wine tasting isn’t just a pastime; it’s practically a competitive sport. With vineyards older than some of the locals’ great-grandparents and wines that could make even the most stoic grape blush, tourists descend upon this charming town like it’s Black Friday at the cheese aisle. Forget about sipping delicately; here, it’s all about swirling glasses while attempting to sound sophisticated—“Ah yes, I detect hints of oak… or is that just my lunch?” Whether you’re a connoisseur or someone who thinks Merlot is a fancy way to say “red,” you’re guaranteed an unforgettable (and possibly tipsy) experience!

Is wine tasting really an art, or are we just fancying up the act of drinking? The real conundrum lies in whether you’re meant to spit it out like a pretentious sommelier or savor every last drop like a joyful wino. In the realm of highbrow wine tasting, etiquette clearly states it’s more about the spitting—because nothing says “I appreciate fine wine” quite like launching a mouthful across the room!

Every time I think of wine tasting, I can’t help but picture those hilarious moments from the American sitcom Frasier. You know the ones—Frasier takes a sip like he’s about to solve world peace, swishing it around his mouth as if he’s auditioning for a role in a dramatic soap opera. He inhales through his mouth with these exaggerated little sucking sounds that make you wonder if he’s trying to summon a genie or just about to choke on his sophistication. Then, with all the grace of an overzealous fountain, he spits the wine into a bowl, exhaling through his nose like he’s just discovered the secret to life itself. Of course, after this theatrical performance, there’s the obligatory rinse with water—a palate cleanse worthy of an Olympic event—before diving headfirst into yet another glass of fermented grapes. Cheers!

Wine drinking, as any connoisseur will tell you, is a no-spit zone—it’s all about the swallow! Picture this: you’re at a tasting, and instead of savoring that velvety cabernet, you’re playing a game of “who can spit the farthest.” Spoiler alert: it’s not wine tasting; it’s more like wine wasting. Once that alcohol hits your system, your taste buds throw in the towel and start a vacation. Suddenly, what was once a symphony of flavors becomes a muddled mess where every sip tastes like grape juice on repeat. You could be sipping on something with whispers of blackberries or hints of oak, but after the first few swallows, it’s all just “red stuff” in your glass!

By the time you roll into your fourth vineyard on a wine tasting tour, you’re likely teetering on the edge of tipsy or outright sloshed—depending on how fervently you’ve been downing those generous pours. This is precisely why the Wine Tram and other guided tours in Franschhoek are lifesavers; they keep your enthusiasm for vino in check while ensuring you don’t accidentally turn a scenic drive into a game of bumper cars. I can just picture it: enthusiastic tasters swaying slightly, trying to navigate their way back home, blissfully unaware that they’ve just turned “wine not” into “whine not!”

Well, there you have it! Grab your corkscrew and waddle on over to Franschhoek for a wine-tasting adventure that’ll make your taste buds do the tango. Savor that first sip like it’s a long-lost friend, and after that, just let the good times flow—no need for spitting! Remember, every drop counts; we’re not trying to water the vineyard here—just swallow it down and embrace your inner connoisseur! Cheers to making memories, one glass at a time!

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